Currently it’s still dark outside and I have the most annoying version of “Rain, Rain Go Away” chirping in the background. Literally chirping as some genius thought it was great to put this song on YouTube being sung by a bird. My brain is gonna be oozing out of my ears soon. I’m sure of it. This brings me to my first confession of the fact that I HATE these kids videos. I literally don’t even understand them. Who would rather watch someone else play with toys than play them themselves? And why must everything be so loud and annoying? Why isn’t there some nice calming Enya music playing in the background or something. Perhaps it could soothe my kids to sleep instead of making them jump off walls like they’ve been on a sugar high for 12 days. I also don’t get today’s cartoons. Teen Titans Go, anyone? That may be one of the most perplexing shows of all time. I legit don’t really get the appeal but you’ll always find my kids glued to the TV laughing at Beast Boys’ annoying voice and strange green like self. Sigh…..bring back the days of looney tunes. 🙂
I had the exciting pleasure of carrying my urine around a drug store the other day. I went to the minute clinic at our local CVS and literally had to walk around with this see through bag of pee. I had no where to hide it since I had just grabbed my clutch on the way out the door and left my giant purse. I attempted various positions in my arms to make it look like the latest accessory and even practiced in the mirror by the sunglasses, but alas I never quite got the cool vibe. Thankfully, there was some Halloween stuff on display so I just hung out there hoping people would think I was grabbing something for a really intense halloween costume including fresh urine.
My older two have officially crossed the line into smelling like boy funk. I walked down the stairs this morning and nearly passed out from the smell wafting from their living quarters. Sadly they both showered last night and I’m convinced they rinsed off death because wowza. I was huddled over, praying for fresh air and begging my olfactory senses to just hold on for dear life. I’m not even sure what to do about this situation. Like do I stand at the door every night and spray them with disinfectant before they leave and enter the household? I may not survive this life if I have to endure these stenches 4x over. Send help!!
I have my friend’s wedding this weekend and I’m slightly worried about fitting into the dress. I would just go spend a ridiculous amount on spanx but it’s backless and that would give away all of my slim looking secrets. We are also dancing down the aisle and I’m hoping I don’t have one of those zipper popping moments that happen in your worst nightmares. Wouldn’t that be a sight. Bahaha. Sigh….it’ll be totally fine and if nothing else I’m sure we can find some safety pins to aid in the disaster that is my waistline these days. 😉
Speaking of this weekend, I will thoroughly enjoy getting away for a couple of days with the hubs. It’ll be busy but still kid free and so who knows what kind of shenanigans we can get into. Maybe we will even stay up until 11:00 at night and feel like we are 27 again. bahahaha. My original plan was to not do any work but the thought literally gives me a rash and I can’t even handle it. I’ll cling to my laptop like it’s a newborn baby and fit in work when I can. I confess…I have major workaholic issues. Major!!!
That Shawn Mendes song about “What You Did Last Summer” is blaring in my ears now (since I had to put on headphones to drown out the chirping) and my goodness I’m starting to feel guilty like I did something last summer. I’m looking around like I have something to be guilty about. Powerful song indeed. bahaha. On that note I’m signing off. Happiest of Monday’s, beautiful friends and I hope you are all wearing orange and cheering for the Broncos this evening!